B.C.I.S.

No. This is not the acronym for a college basketball division.

No. This is not the quick, abbreviated slang for an independent elementary school in British Columbia.

and NO. This has nothing to do with any bowel syndrome...or drug to treat said condition.

This is simply the following:

Bitch Called In Sick.

My rampage has been postponed. And now I have resorted to planting the seeds of my secession with the people already in the corporate office who I feel know my abilities best...and can see the value that I could add to the corporate team.

Sick day my ass....