Breaking the F%^&! OUT!

Ok.
No work posts.
No deep inner thoughts posts.
No celeb posts.
No "i'm worried about my friend" posts.
No I am missing the man posts.
No this is an awesome movie posts.
No read this book, you illiterate fuck posts.

You get this:

Top choices for this year's Halloween Costume:
1. The Horny Fairy
2. Axe Murdering Midtown Legal Secretary
3. Murderous Flapper
4. Vampire Red Cross Blood Bank Nurse
5. Sexy (insert heroic profession here...aka.COP, FBI Agent, Fire Fighter, EMT, etc)
(the above choice is mandatory for all women thanks to the Act of Heinous Bitches Are given a Second Chance Statue of 1979.)
6. Joan Jett-son
7. out of work Investment Banker


Please...time is short.
And I have mush for brains.

Without your help I am liable to just choose #5. Which, I must say, bows down to the corporate monster and advocates the validity of stores like SPIRIT...and places like SPOOKY TOWN...

....AND makes me cry.

Let a girl know...and save the East village from having to see yet another drunken latex cop stumbling home at 5am!

p.s. the person who actually dressed up as a bloody pad with tampon nunchakus might just be the coolest (or dumbest) person alive...at least when this photo was taken.